Still Alive – Igor

Thanks so much to Ian for recording his Discworld parody of Still Alive for the blog!  I may, some day, be convinced to do a rendition of ‘I kissed a Dwarf and I Liked it’ 😉

Lyrics to the tune of Still Alive from Portal.

This was a triumph
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Unnatural Science
We do what we must
Cos Master says
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till the master gets staked.
And the Science gets done.
And you have to all run.
From the people who are still alive.

I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my hearts.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was on fire you fool!!

Now the guttering torches make a beautiful line.
And we’re out of danger.
We’re releasing the monster.
So I’m GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
from the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.
Try the Patrician
Anyway, this brain is great.
It’s so delicious and moist.

Look at me still talking
when there’s Science to do.
When I look in there, it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On you people who are still alive.

And believe me I am still alive.
I’m doing Science and I’m still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive.
While you’re dying I’ll be still alive.
And when you’re dead I will be still alive.
still alive
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